19 Craziest Celebrity Kid’s Names
#19 Sparrow James Midnight – Son of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden
When she named her first-born baby girl Harlow, Nicole Richie gave away the impression of a conventional type. However, when it came to naming their baby-boy, Nicole and Joel Madden really went far off and named the boy Sparrow James Midnight.
Somehow, Sparrow makes it a little better, because, without it – the name would sound like an adult-entertainment pseudonym!
#18 Sunday Rose Daughter of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban
”If you’re happy and you’ve got your family and the things around you, then Sunday’s a beautiful day. So our baby’s called Sunday.” – That’s how Nicole Kidman explained the choice of the name she and Keith Urban made for their baby. Those mean-tongued tend to mix-up Sunday Rose with Sunday Roast. Slippery terrain, indeed
#17 Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily Daughter of Paula Yates and Michael Hutchence
Paula Yates has a tradition of naming her kids the weirdest names. She already had Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, and Little Pixie when the baby girl of hers and Michael Hutchence was born. Little Pixie voted for Heavenly, Hutchens went with Hiraani and Yates with Tiger Lily. And poor Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly has to live with it all.
#16 Moxie CrimeFighter – Daughter of Penn Jillette
Comedian Penn Jillette used his daughter’s middle name as comic relief from picking the first name. Jillette explained “we chose her middle name because when she’s pulled over for speeding she can say, ‘But officer, we’re on the same side. My middle name is CrimeFighter.’ This goes beyond making fun of your kid, this enters the realm of letting everybody make fun of your kid for the rest of her life.
#15 Coco Daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette
The original idea of Courtney Cox and David Arquette was to name their baby girl after her mom. But, since that goes against Jewish tradition, they had to come up with some other solution and picked Courtney’s nickname – Coco. Luckily, she went by a nickname based on the name, not a surname, or else the kid would be Coxy.
#14 Prince Michael II and Blanket – Son of Michael Jackson
Late Michael Jackson named his first-born son Prince Michael. It was a bit theatrical, but works. When he became a father for the second time, he seemingly ran out of names and decided to name the kid Prince Michael as well. To top the entire thing, Prince Michael II was treated with no less than a humiliating nickname – Blanket
#13 Moon Unit Daughter of Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa always had the thing for wild baby-names, given the fact that he named his kids Dweezil, Diva Muffin, and stayed conventional only with Ahmet. However, he outdid himself by naming his daughter Moon Unit. She is a witty one herself as well since she named her debut album ’My Mother is a Space Cadet’
#12 Bluebell Madonna – Daughter of Geri Halliwell
Former Spice Girls member Geri Halliwell decided to really spice things u when it came to her baby’s name. As if naming a kid Bluebell wasn’t out-there enough, Geri decided to use her middle name as a way of paying her tribute to her heroines – Virgin Madonna and singer Madonna. Really Geri, really?!
#11 Maddox Son of Angelina Jolie (and Brad Pitt)
Jolie-Pitt clan obviously reached the agreement that boy’s names should all end in x. Out of Knox, Pax, and Maddox, we decided on Maddox to be the favorite. Adding to that, Shiloh and Zahara are also quite unusual names. Poor Vivienne, the only kid with a normal name seems so lonely among this out-there name-crowd.
#10 Kyd Miller Duchovny – Son of David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
Lesson learned from David Duchovny and Tea Leoni – once you call your kid’s name at the playground and every single one of the present children turns around – you failed at picking the name. The couple decided on Kyd Miller Duchovny. Seriously, is there any reasonable explanation for such a thing to do?
#9 Sage Moonblood – Son of Sylvester Stallone
Sylvester Stallone kind of outdid himself when it comes to the wizardry of words with the name-choice for his son. Sage Stallone would have worked just fine. Even Sage Moon Stallone would be nice. But Sly pushed it over the top when the Moon wasn’t enough and became Moonblood. Poor kid.
#8 Apple – Daughter of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin
’’It sounded so sweet, and it conjures such a lovely picture for me, you know apples are so sweet and they’re wholesome, and it’s biblical and it’s just, they’re so, and I just thought it sounded so lovely and …”, said Gwyneth Paltrow to Oprah when asked to explain her and Martin’s weird baby-name idea. She obviously has no idea why, either.
#7 Princess Tiaamii Daughter of Katie (Jordon) Price and Peter Andre
Katie Jordon Price and Peter Andre were extremely creative when it came to finding middle-grounds for baby names. Katie wanted her baby-girl to be Princess, and Peter wanted to name her after their mothers Thea and Amy. So –they combined it all together. Thea+ Amy + Princess gave Princess Tiaamii.
#6 Blue Angel- Daughter of The Edge (From U2)
If your dad goes by the name The Edge, hardly will you and up with a name such as Mary or Josh. U2’s lead guitarist was creative as ever, missing relatively conventional name by a shade – Angel would have been almost ordinary, but Blue Angel will certainly stand out no matter the situation.
#5 Buddy Bear Son of Jamie and Jools Oliver
Jamie and Jools Oliver have a list of weird names they gave to their children after Poppy Honey, Daisy Boo and Blossom Rainbow the Oliver Family had their first baby boy and named him equally quirky – Buddy Bear. Jamie Oliver spoke of the subject on Sharon Osbourne show, explaining how lucky they are the baby was a boy, since they were all out of girl names.
#4 Ocean – Son of Forest Whitaker
Actor Forest Whitaker has an interesting name himself, so he is passing the tradition to the next generation by naming his son Ocean and his daughter True. Whitaker explained that he wanted those names to represent what his children would be – True to be honest and Ocean to be expansive.
#3 Audio Science – Son of Actress Shannyn Sossamon
What prevents this baby’s name from topping this list is the fact that mom is barely celebrity. The name, however, is one of the most bizarre ones the human mind ever came up with. Shannyn Sossamon’s methodology of choosing baby names was based on going through the dictionary and picking random words. Given that, the kid could have got way worse than Audio Science!
#2 Egypt – Alicia Keys’ Son
Generally quite reasonable Alicia Keys let her imagination flow when it came to naming her firstborn, from the marriage with music producer Swizz Beatz, whose real name is Kasseem Dean. Alicia and Swizz named their kid Egypt and treated him with a lifetime of brow-raising while introducing himself.
#1 Pilot Inspektor – Son of Jason Lee
The title of the craziest in the very, very tight competition is the name Jason Lee ‘blessed’ his son with. The idea to name his son Pilot Inspektor came from the Grandaddy song ‘He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s The Pilot’. Where did the K in the Inspektor came from remains the mystery, but changes very little in the general bizarreness of this choice.